Quote #14015
“you been smokin them owls again, haven’t you! you’ve been smokin that herb! Come here, Stand under the light, show me your eyes….” – doyle (big robbo) -~- Tags: eyes, owl
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“meat, owl, eagle, mountain lion..” – Mrs. Biology Bitch -~- Tags: eagle, lion, meat, owl
View ArticleJoke #17631
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost and an owl? A: Something that frightens people — but doesn’t give a hoot! -~- Tags: ghost, owl
View ArticleJoke #17649
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl you know to let me in if I don’t knock? -~- Tags: owl
View ArticleJoke #18008
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl at the party? A: “This party’s a hoot!” -~- Tags: owl, party
View ArticleJoke #18025
Q: What would you get if you crossed an owl with a babysitter? A: Whoo-te-nanny. -~- Tags: babysitter, owl
View ArticleOwl Pellet Frenzy
Owl Pellet Frenzy is the newest craze that is sweeping the nation! Here’s how to play: 1. Get owl pellets. 2. Get bones out of them. 3. Try to reconstruct animals. Trade for “needed parts.” The more...
View ArticleHooty McHoothoot and the Ducks of Doom
Hooty McHoothoot was sitting on his branch in front of a flock of pigeons. “What do you get when you cross an owl and a mouse?” The pigeons all looked at each other, anticipating the answer. “I don’t...
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